Good morning everyone:
Kind of a perfunctory news week with nothing terribly Earth shattering. Still dogged by a very sore foot that keeps us from running, which hurts employee morale at SSJ and also makes Mrs. SSJ not very happy, either. We really don't want to go in for an MRI. Nevertheless, we won't bother you with any more of our physical maladies, which we fear might put us on the disabled list at the Capitol. We will move on to the significant stories we published last week and other news that you may have missed but need . . .